For the last couple of months we have lived under the impression that DCXC alumnus "Pissy Chrissy" Eiswerth has been working in Korea as an English teacher. This, in fact, is not the case; in reality he has been terrorizing appliances and hiding out in Coach Nichter's basement since he graduated in May. Eiswerth, you can come out of the clos... of the basement now. We know your secret and you owe it to Nichter to fix all of the destruction you have caused on W Street.
For those of you who have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, suffice it to say that Chris has been up to no good this week. An email from the coach-man himself explains:
"there is [an alumnus] in my basement.......running around and uncatchable so I have to call an exterminator tomorrow"
The ever-valiant Nate Yancheff offered to do battle with that snarky gremlin for a small fee -- the right to refuse participation in Secret Sneaker evermore -- but I think you need to be on the cross country team to even qualify for the S.S. workday. Sorry Nate.
So that's is for now. Chris is living in Nichter's basement, chewing through wires and wreaking havoc on the denizen of an otherwise quiet abode. He must be stopped; he will not go quietly into the night.
Who you gonna call?
--DCXC Nation
So that's is for now. Chris is living in Nichter's basement, chewing through wires and wreaking havoc on the denizen of an otherwise quiet abode. He must be stopped; he will not go quietly into the night.
Who you gonna call?
--DCXC Nation
You are a clown. I love you.
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You are Domber lost in Philadelphia.
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